Upon losing a few LBs, go reward yourself right next door.
Apparently, what they DON'T have is a dictionary!
Say what?
Wonder what the special is today?
Let's see, jackhammers or cigarettes? .. jackhammers or cigarettes?
.. jackhammers or cigarettes? .. Hmmm...
Actually, if there are customers out there who would buy this,
then has the inventor TRULY failed???
Shop at Kwik Mart... loaded with bargains!
And that bus of yours runs on.. ah..
solar energy, maybe?